windows live messenger will be the death of me.

Allow me to say that WINDOW LIVE MESSENGER THE NEW VERSION SUCKS BEYOND ALL SUCKAGE.
I am not even joking.
Hello? How do people survive?
It looks like some stupid little weird thing with random GOSSIP ON THE SIDE THAT I DON'T EVEN WANT TO READ, AND THEN WHEN I CLICK ON THE NON-GOSSIP AND JUST MY CONTACTS BIT...
IT STRIKES.
What can I say but DOUBLEYEW-- TEE-- EFF?!
Really. There is NOTHING ELSE I CAN SAY.
(eh, eh... gosh darn, do I hate Lady Gaga.)
AND NOW I'VE UNINSTALLED THE STUPID LITTLE THING AND IT'S TELLING ME TO RESTART MY DAMNED COMPUTER.
SO GOODBYE BLOG.
I NEED TO RESTART 'CAUSE LIFE SUCKS AND WINDOWS LIVE MESSENGER THE NEW VERSION SUCKS EVEN MORE.
Somebody needs to tell the Messenger people how much their new version sucks beyond suckage.
Ew. I can't even think about it without wanting to throw myself off a cliff.
I HAVE TO DO MY STUPID MOVIE THING FOR MERCHANT OF VENICE--
BUT YOU!
WINDOWS LIVE MESSENGER THE NEW VERSION!
IT'S YOUR FAULT I'M TAKING SO LONG
BECAUSE YOU'RE ANNOYING ME SO BADLY.
I shall finish with an ode to Windows Live Messenger The New Version:

ODE TO WINDOWS LIVE MESSENGER THE NEW VERSION
Dear
Windows Live
Messenger the New
Version: I think you suck
beyond suckage and
should go drown in
the river Seine;
preferably
now.

OK, cool. The last time I did a diamante was in, like... year three?
AND--
I HAVE JUST REALISED--
HOW MUCH THE BLOGGER EDITING THING
SUCKS BEYOND SUCKAGE AS WELL.

However, I am short of time and I cannot go off on another tangent.
Must restart computer!
Onwards with The Merchant of Venice thing!
Farewell, my darlings!