i am quite devastated.

because...

novak djokovic shall be number 1 in the world by tomorrow morning. :((((((((((

i hate him.

well, i hate the fact that he shall be number 1. and the fact that he beat tsonga. :''''''((((((((

i LOOVVVVEEEEE tsonga. he's so awesome. :)))

man, he's great. and he's french. :))

the djokovic/tsonga game was pretty funny. especially the part where they both fell face-down like starfish.

AND I REALLY HOPE NADAL BEATS DJOKOVIC. i mean, i really really really hope nadal wins. because, you know, i love him and all.

ah, wimbledon. you have made me very sad this year. on the bright side, fifa world cup in 3 years. lulz. at least it's not 4.

farewell my children.

rach xxx

p.s bradley james is beautiful.

Overly affectionate public displays of affection

So yes. I was sittin' like a cool kid on the train, with Annie, Gloriana and Cecilia (since the others had departed). And then Cecilia left.

And there was.. this couple. And.. they were.. Eating each other's faces out. And it was.. awkward, to say the least.

Well, it's really awkward when you look up from your newspaper to talk to Gloriana who's sitting in front of you and in your umm, what's that word - umm, view-range, there's a couple that's making out fervently right behind her.

And so Annie decided to point out: PDA DUDE! *draws arrow towards the couple*

And so I look up.

It seems that they have decided to slip the tongue.

Hmm.

I felt pretty awkward to say the least.

And well, yeah.

They proceeded to make out for another two billion years. And they got off at Revesby.

Hmm.

Well, that was awkward.

I think I'll be over and out now.

- Jo

I SHOT THE MOON, NORTH, EAST, WEST!

Once upon a time, a girl played Spider Solitaire.

This game was fun. It was addicting. She only played at the easiest level because she always lost whenever she tried the harder levels. Yes, it was a very slack, selfish thing to do.

And then she discovered Hearts.

The day she lost her virginity to this game changed her life forever.

It wasn't a particularly fun deflowering, either. In fact, it was a deflowering that involved three other people, whose names were Pauline, Michele and Ben. (They were later changed to North, East and West.)

Skipping ahead several years, the girl rediscovered Hearts while watching another girl play it during maths class. She decided to attempt it.

She read the rules. She attempted it. She lost. She cursed the world. She closed the game. It counted as a loss in her statistics. She opened it again. Tried to play. Another loss in her statistics. Hot damn.

She then Googled. Then Wikipedia'd. Then reread the rules. Then decided to play until she won!

AND GUESS WHAT? SHE NEVER DID!

BUT REGARDLESS OF THAT, SHE SHOT THE !@#$ING MOON!!!

(This means that I did something totally awesome that completely screws over my opponents and turns me into a Hearts superstar.)

Yes, people, gather around, gather around, give me a pat on the back, yep I know I'm totally awesome, no I don't care that I proceeded to lose in the next few rounds, wow this blog hasn't been updated for a while, has it? Oh, thank you, you shouldn't have, pink carnations are my favourite (actually, snowdrops are). Oh, I'm your role model? I'm glad. Yes, my game statistics consist of 22 losses and zero wins, but we all know I'm still the coolest person on the face of the earth.

Everybody-- GO AND PLAY HEARTS. RIGHT NOW.

REACH FOR THE MOON!

lazy

oh wow.

this is the second post of the month, and probably the last.

we're getting pretty lazy, aren't we? two posts in one month, and five authors. hehe

omgah. like seriously. i read this article today about a 29 year old woman who had her daughter when she was 15...

and now that daughter is preggos. AT 14 YEARS OLD.

so, a grandmother at 29, and a mother at 14.

what the hell was that chick thinking??? @_@

and apparently, the 14 year old girl and her 15 year old boyfriend will raise the child, as well as the girl's mother.

crazy.

and i watched black swan yesterday (finally). it wasn't that good. i mean, like, the plot was good and all, but the movie didn't really interest me. it didn't capture my attention and make me wanna keep watching.

...

LESBIAN SEX

...

yeaaahh. that was pretty funny/awkward.

but meh. umm...

well, it's the last day of summer, so...it's going to be autumn tomorrow...how odd. already march. hah.

anyways, whatevs. stay cool, or whatever you are.

rachel xxx

so.

And so the first or second or whatever week of school is now over, and we'll be getting our wonderfully wonderful green wonderful laptops on the 14th of February.
I'm quite aware it's Valentine's Day, but I'd rather not call it that.
And the heatwave is over (finally!) and now it's just plain cold.
The Year 7's are somewhat annoying, and well, they STILL get bus priorities.
And I need to get what I'm actually DOING for my SRP - note, I have an idea, but that's different to knowing what I'm actually doing - and some proposal is due soon, and that my science teacher is gonna check our books or something.

so yeah.. I don't know.

I have added a few photos on DeviantArt, and I'm just saying, there will be more!

so, um, yeah.

Ms. Vis is apparently going to spring a topic test on us.

Anyway,

I think I'll go now.

jo :)