procrastination

i want some milo.

oh yes and the maths test was hard.

goodbye.

excuse me?

"Here I am, minding my own business, when someone decides to throw a book at me!" -- Moaning Myrtle

Exactly the same thing happened to me. Except it was on tumblr. And it was a face.

I am SO ANNOYED right now at inconsiderate idiots who decide to post pictures of Scream masks and Jigsaw Killers on their tumblrs! What gives them the right to totally freak the heck out of an innocent passerby?!

This has actually happened to me several times in the past few weeks. I'm really upset, actually. HAVE SOME CONSIDERATION, PEOPLE! Every time I see Jigsaw or Ghostface, I get this really cold feeling down my back and I totally freeze up. It destroys me. And then my brain starts going through a list of all the horror movies I've seen, and I get freaked out and can't turn the light off when I go to bed.

Still, if we ever have a movie night in the future, I wouldn't mind watching the Saw movies. Or even the Scream movies. When I was watching Saw 1 and 2, though, I had to cover my eyes every time his mask was onscreen. It just fudges with my head.

Don't get me started on Ghostface. The other day, I was looking at a photo of Elvire yawning, and then I saw a shocking resemblance to Ghostface!!!! Imagine my horror!!! I got really freaked out of course, because her yawning mouth looked just like Ghostface's and her eyes were like, black dots, and that was scary.

I know I should face my fear and all that, but... yeah. No thank you.

I'm not a fan of the Friday the 13th mask either. And of course, Freddy Krueger's face is insanely freaky. Sometimes after I wash my hair and it's all in my face and I look in the mirror, I get scared as well because I look like the girl from The Ring. With shorter hair.

So the people who freak me out:
Jigsaw from Saw
Ghostface from Scream
Freddy Krueger from The Nightmare on Elm Street
The Ring girl
Jason from Friday the 13th
Bathilda Bagshot from Harry Potter

and... many more, who I can't remember right now.


HARRY POTTER IS OVER (SOB SOB SOB)

i am quite devastated.

because...

novak djokovic shall be number 1 in the world by tomorrow morning. :((((((((((

i hate him.

well, i hate the fact that he shall be number 1. and the fact that he beat tsonga. :''''''((((((((

i LOOVVVVEEEEE tsonga. he's so awesome. :)))

man, he's great. and he's french. :))

the djokovic/tsonga game was pretty funny. especially the part where they both fell face-down like starfish.

AND I REALLY HOPE NADAL BEATS DJOKOVIC. i mean, i really really really hope nadal wins. because, you know, i love him and all.

ah, wimbledon. you have made me very sad this year. on the bright side, fifa world cup in 3 years. lulz. at least it's not 4.

farewell my children.

rach xxx

p.s bradley james is beautiful.

Overly affectionate public displays of affection

So yes. I was sittin' like a cool kid on the train, with Annie, Gloriana and Cecilia (since the others had departed). And then Cecilia left.

And there was.. this couple. And.. they were.. Eating each other's faces out. And it was.. awkward, to say the least.

Well, it's really awkward when you look up from your newspaper to talk to Gloriana who's sitting in front of you and in your umm, what's that word - umm, view-range, there's a couple that's making out fervently right behind her.

And so Annie decided to point out: PDA DUDE! *draws arrow towards the couple*

And so I look up.

It seems that they have decided to slip the tongue.

Hmm.

I felt pretty awkward to say the least.

And well, yeah.

They proceeded to make out for another two billion years. And they got off at Revesby.

Hmm.

Well, that was awkward.

I think I'll be over and out now.

- Jo

I SHOT THE MOON, NORTH, EAST, WEST!

Once upon a time, a girl played Spider Solitaire.

This game was fun. It was addicting. She only played at the easiest level because she always lost whenever she tried the harder levels. Yes, it was a very slack, selfish thing to do.

And then she discovered Hearts.

The day she lost her virginity to this game changed her life forever.

It wasn't a particularly fun deflowering, either. In fact, it was a deflowering that involved three other people, whose names were Pauline, Michele and Ben. (They were later changed to North, East and West.)

Skipping ahead several years, the girl rediscovered Hearts while watching another girl play it during maths class. She decided to attempt it.

She read the rules. She attempted it. She lost. She cursed the world. She closed the game. It counted as a loss in her statistics. She opened it again. Tried to play. Another loss in her statistics. Hot damn.

She then Googled. Then Wikipedia'd. Then reread the rules. Then decided to play until she won!

AND GUESS WHAT? SHE NEVER DID!

BUT REGARDLESS OF THAT, SHE SHOT THE !@#$ING MOON!!!

(This means that I did something totally awesome that completely screws over my opponents and turns me into a Hearts superstar.)

Yes, people, gather around, gather around, give me a pat on the back, yep I know I'm totally awesome, no I don't care that I proceeded to lose in the next few rounds, wow this blog hasn't been updated for a while, has it? Oh, thank you, you shouldn't have, pink carnations are my favourite (actually, snowdrops are). Oh, I'm your role model? I'm glad. Yes, my game statistics consist of 22 losses and zero wins, but we all know I'm still the coolest person on the face of the earth.

Everybody-- GO AND PLAY HEARTS. RIGHT NOW.

REACH FOR THE MOON!